BritBox's Reasons to Like British Cars
You look good driving one
They reduce your IRS burden because you have less cash on which to owe income tax
They are not really taxable as assets when the parts are spread all around your garage and basement
You lose weight because you have less money to spend on food
There's no place for a computer to be connected to download failure codes
They're like cats: they don't love you back, but you like 'em anyway because they're cute
They're like dogs: the perfect companion for a little excursion. Yes, they leak on the floor sometimes...
You always wanted to drive the clown car when you saw the circus
People tend to be a little wistful when they admire them, instead of lustful
You look good driving one
You don't really need a radio because the engine sounds so cool. What's a CD player?
They are not as unreliable as everyone says. Just kidding!
Driving one is a process in and of itself, not just a means to get to a destination
Working on one is a process in and of itself, not just a means to keep a car running
They are easy for the uninitiated to learn to work on, but will still challenge you for the rest of your life
They connect you to a certain point in time at the country of origin; to a proud history of British automotive achievement
Every time you score a NOS part on eBay it's like Christmas and your birthday, all at the same time
Driving one turns tedious little errands into a brain massage
There's just something very nice about real wood dashboards and trim
You don't mind getting out-dragged by a minivan because, well, the jerk is still stuck with a minivan, for God's sake!
You look really, really good driving one